All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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