I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
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i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
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IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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