is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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