"it" just moved
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
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So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
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I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
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