i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
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