the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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