Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
he thought i was a dude.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
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