i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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