my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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