I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
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Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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