ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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