Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
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well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
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That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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