Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
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