It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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