I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Randomize
