so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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