these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
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He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
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I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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