PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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