i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
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