it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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