i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
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