**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
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4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
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shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
do nipples grow back?
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