I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
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I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
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We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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