i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
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its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
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I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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