i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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