Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
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he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
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For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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