Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
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I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
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Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I need to calm my uterus...
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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