covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
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Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
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I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
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