one might say we're banned from that church
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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