The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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