Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
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i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
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I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
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