I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
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He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
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I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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