I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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