Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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