if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
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