3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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