Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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