it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
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