her vagine was all disorganized.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
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got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
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Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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