You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
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Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
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yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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