I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.
You mean inside out.
No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
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I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
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He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
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