Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
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