How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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