This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
he puts the penis in happiness.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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