I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
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I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
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Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
Drake has all the answers
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
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