We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
I am spending my child support on dildos
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The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
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Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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