I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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