The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
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He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
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You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
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