Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
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WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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