Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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