"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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