Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
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