I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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